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Thanks For The Memories

2011-12-26T08:12:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

Jum2 is a high school graduate! I can hardly believe it. It feels weird knowing that next year I can not enroll myself in any school. Weesah free!

As a whole, I think high school sort of sucked, except the awesome friends part. So here we go. Compilation of most profound moments.....

PETROSAINS SHOW COMPETITION!

Freda and I were NUTS to enter this. We had no idea what we were supposed to do, just hantam-ing and only finalizing the experiments we were gonna perform the day before. Imagine our utter delight when the phone call came to inform us we qualified for finals in KL! We really let ourselves go crazy, doing whatever we thought might be entertaining on stage. (And we knocked down three flower pots during our performance, no kidding!) What made this so memorable were the strangers that came up to us to say that ours was among the shows that they enjoyed. (Oh yea babe!) And the judges in both stages declared that Freddy and I had 'very good chemistry together'. Awwww. I'll always remember that!

SPORTS DAY

Sports day was always fun. =) The best one would have to be the form 5 one, in which a group of us sat by the track with umbrellas and caps in tow, yelling for all we were worth! Oh and Joshua and I went around making stupid videos. That sports day was the first time in history that I wasnt rushing to go home. David, Lionel and I had to stay back til everything was cleared. When we reached school to keep the stuff it was already pitch black and David was trying to scare me. Haha, That was fun. Aloe vera gel!!~

ST JOHN

St John was always a little bitter-sweet for me. Hard to explain why. But had lots of fun too =) I LOVE MARCHING. It's like the only exercise I actually did throughout high school, oh except for the next entry... And I'll miss the Joyce-Weiwei-Biqi-Jacq-Lydia team!!

THE CRAZY MEETINGS IN BP

We had some AWESOME times in there. David and his random, dirty, extraordinary jokes (especially about D. Poodle) and ideas...ugh. But we did do a lot of work in BP too, dont get me wrong!! It wasnt a joy ride. And we had quarrels and bei song-ness once in a while. But I think we did okay. I never thought we'd pull through. I'll miss working with you guys!

BEING NOOB PREFECTS IN FORM 2

Seriously. Look at those form 2 kids! They have the same serious, oh-i'm-so-important faces that we used to have too. I really smile to see them. It was fun though, ponteng-ing to look for Ms Wee over the smallest of matters. I distinctly remember that last day before CNY holidays, students were let out early and prefects left last in an attempt to avoid students letting off firecrackers, and we were walking towards the front gate, the school empty around us, the excitement of CNY bubbling within us, while we were singing at the top of our lungs! I dont know why but that is my clearest memory of being a pengawas in f2 LOL.

(Oh btw my clearest memory of being a f5 prefect? Lying down on one of the huge black sofas at BCCK, covering my face with one hand and scolding D. Poodle under my breath, not caring how I looked. Why? She forced us to go for the waitressing training and I had fever!)

DEBATE!

Debate will always be my baby! Love love love it from the first debate in form 1 (against Audrick who was tired of rebutting our POIs and ended up saying 'yea yea you're right I agree'!) even though we didnt go as far as I hoped to, it was fun. Even the tiresome recruiting of speakers, training, battling with D. Poodle (and trying hard not to let her have the satisfaction of seeing me cry!), and the endless days and sleepless nights the week before competition. Seriously I never

felt so stressed out before, not even for SPM. But it was worth it. And Joshua, we were a good team, you and I. Thanks lots for elevating me when I was down =)

PASCA PMR

Best days of high school!!! Seriously. We were all nice and thin and fair due to all that studying! Even the sandwich making and newpapers innovating activities at school were cool cause at least we were together with friends!...and we were so carefree. I'd give anything to be 15 again =((

SWIMMING COMPETITION

This was a big fat JOKE from the start, thanks to our Form5CrazinessPlan, in which we were supposed to do bizarre things in our last year. We suffered badly bruised bodies and sia soi-ed ourselves...but ultimately our Freda-Cam-Joyce-Jacq team won 3rd in freestyle relay! Heh. Take that, you expert swimmers!

VALENTINE'S DAY 2011

Best V's day ever! Bought bars and bars of chocolate and spent a whole afternoon threading paper stars together for the people I love. Best of all was at night when we all went to Delizze after tuition and took tons of pictures..aaand received my first flower from a guy! Hee. Thanks Bii =D

THE LAUGHING EQUATION

TLE was formed on 18/01/09, in form 3. The members are called Lenians, consisting of Haha (Freda; cause she laughs so much and so loud!), Hehe (Camellia; cause she's the

most ladylike of us all, plus she's got an unusual sense of humour.), Huhu (Me; cause I CRY too much), and Hoho (Pik Ai; why? I also dunno....heh.)

This was just after my personal Dark Ages, when I did horrrrrrible things and was feeling super ashamed and down, so the Lenians really helped me get back on my feet. Seriously, I dont know what I would have done without them. Love die you babes's!!

THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES,

*atm*

Updating Mah Diary!

2011-12-16T20:45:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

Over my 17 years, I kept countless of diaries at certain intervals of my life. Where are they now? Destroyed.

The thing about diaries (particularly those written at a young age) is that when you read what you wrote, you cringe and be like, "Shucks. Did I really write that??" And you feel so embarrassed that you tear the page out and throw it away. I remember being a fussy and spoilt brat at the age of 5. I wrote something like this:

"Worst birthday ever! Cant I be happy? I bet my next birthdays would be like this too. Tick if these birthdays sucked:-

age 6 ( )

age7 ( )

age 8 ( )...."

Hahaha. I clearly remember writing that on the floor, near the staircase in my old house. But I cant find it anymore =( Must have thrown it away at some point.

So anyway. The only diary I have right now is one started in Primary 5. When I

read the things I wrote, it still disgusts me. Cant believe how naive and simple-minded I once was...

But still, I think everyone should keep a diary, to keep track of yourself. Reading what you wrote is like reading a familiar story, and you re-live the memorable events again. Currently trying to update what happened in my last two years....so much! Gonna need a new book soon..... =)

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I Will Follow You

2011-05-31T21:47:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

"Stalking is a form of mental assault, in which the perpetrator repeatedly, unwantedly, and disruptively breaks into the life-world of the victim, with whom they have no relationship (or no longer have). Moreover, the separated acts that make up the intrusion cannot by themselves cause the mental abuse, but do taken together (cumulative effect)."

I tugged at my sleeve, peering at the wristwatch. Any minute now. Don't miss her. I kept my eyes fixed on the entrance. As if we have some telepathic connection, she walks in. No, scratch that. NouvelleCordelia never walked. She sashays. She floats. Never walks.

"Jeanne! Come over here," Her hippy friend calls from the other side of the room.

Jeanne? JEANNE? No, you idiot. Her name is NouvelleCordelia! She's too pretty, too elegant for a normal name like Jeanne! Her long fingers flick her chestnut-brown wavy hair away from her face and she plasters an award-winning smile before strutting over to her friends and arranges herself at the head of the table. The Queen of Everything, always.

The first time I laid eyes on her was at the ice rink. She was practicing for nationals, twirling and swirling all around the place. She had on the cutest red minidress on with matching white boot-skates. The moment I saw her, I knew her name was NouvelleCordelia. Her name just seemed to shine out from her. I just had to follow her. I couldn't help it. How can you not adore something so perfect?

I trailed her back to her big fancy house that day.

As I have been for the past few days. Just following, waiting, noting, admiring. I never got to hear her speak, always remembering to keep that safe distance.

But today is different. Today I have something to give her. The moment she rose, I followed. I have to tell her how much she dazzles me, I thought, trailing her across the little lanes and alleys. How much I think and fantasize about her. She will accept me, I know she will.

Wait, where the hell did she go? I'm sure she was just -

*Wham!* Luke swings the bat over his shoulder. "Whew! I guess you were right," Jeanne and her parade of friends stood peering uncertainly at the hooded figure on the pavement. "Err, well lets see who your admirer is, Jeanne," Luke got on his knees and unveiled the figure.

"Oh. My. Days," Luke whipped his head around.

"Jeanne, it's a girl."

*atm*

Obsession With HAIR

2011-05-31T07:43:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

All my siblings are a bit nuts. (I sound like I have three hundred, well I only have two xD)

When I was around three and she six, my sister Valerie used to LICK and SUCK my hair because, according to her, my hair was salty. Seriously. She sucked on it all day long like it was some kind of candy. And you think the stares and looks from the passerby's were bad? Try going through the whole day with SALIVA-SMELLING HAIR. On your head. With no where to run.

And then my brother Zachary seems to be teething at 12 years old. He has an obsession with biting people. When his biting mood comes on and I dodge his horrible jaws, he settles instead with biting my hair! UGH. He recently discovered that he likes the smell of my hair. And so my hair currently has to be on the lookout for his jaws AND nostrils!

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This Lent

2011-04-25T23:26:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

This Lent was excruciatingly Lent for me. Before this, my Lents never felt like anything different from normal days. Hmm. Maybe God only start sending you difficult Lents when you turn 17...

It all started when we lost the debate. Debate was like my baby, my special care and love. I had been praying weeks and weeks before it- not to win, but at least to do our best. But debate seemed cursed from the beginning. It was so complicated that I told Joshua, "Perhaps we're destined not to join this year." I think I was right. We did not perform our best that day. Far from it. I had no idea why my prayers weren't answered. Eventually I stopped asking why.

And then there was the issue with Poodle. I hate people spreading lies about our team. It seemed like every teacher was influenced by her and I was so mad that I was going to declare war. Gah.

After that there were the family complications. Which I would not elaborate.

But anyway, my Lent boiled down to the Easter resolution to be nice to everybody, especially those whom I cannot stand.

Hard. But I'm trying.

*atm*

Pride and Prejudice

2010-11-23T06:41:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

A few days ago Val manhandled me in front of her screen to watch Pride and Prejudice. I didn’t want to cause it sounded boring but oh my days I loved it so much I’ve watched it twice more since!

I find it really cool the way Elizabeth and Darcy shoot arguments at and insult each other, much like debate. And the pretty girls and their little actions make it all the more interesting. But most of all Mr Darcy captivates me. His character! (Though it did help that the actor was SO cute!)

And well, I think I have set my mind of what kind of guy I’ll fall in love with. Someone like Darcy who, seems cold and cool but is actually just shy. A guy who is super loyal, and rarely shows his emotions- except to the girl he loves, to whom he simply SHOWERS with affection. And spoils her! Hmm. Yeah, I’d definitely settle for a Mr Darcy!

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Why go tuition in November

2010-11-17T05:22:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

In answer to Ele Jong's question:

So today I went to PBK for tuition and surprise, surprise- only 4 people went. Ele said something is very wrong with me...

Well I guess so. The thing with me is that I cant stay in the house for too long- I get claustrophobic. If I stay at home the whole day, I get really really agitated and snappy and if I'm still stuck at home the next day, I go literally crazy!! I just need to go out and BE with lots of people and SEE lots of people.

Which is why I cant be a housewife in future. I'll kill my kids! And if I get house-arrested like Aung Suu Kyi, I'll D.I.E.

Seriously.

*atm*

Seniors' Graduation Day.

2010-11-16T01:34:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

So sad wei! Like seriously. Miss Law must have been freaked when both her MC started bawling like babies in the middle of the ceremony =.=

As was Daniel, I bet, when I hugged him and cried. LOL. I still remember the first day of school like it was yesterday- We were all lined up nicely as 1A, when Daniel and the other MCs started their "Selamat petang dan salam sejahtera..." assembly lines. I remember thinking, hey! That's so cool! I wanna do that too!! And here we are, with them leaving already.

And next year, it'll be OUR turn!! Gasp. Trying not to think about that....

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I'm a Half-half

2010-11-14T00:53:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

I realised that I'm a Half-half. I can't really describe myself using the normal adjectives like hardworking, neat, nor lazy or messy. Because I'm a bit of both. For instance-

I cant say I'm sociable, because although I like meeting new people and stuff, I'm normally the kind of girl who sits quietly in the corner and waits for people to approach her. Then again I'm not anti-social, because I'm really loud and talkative when I'm with my kind of crazy friends.

Sometimes I can't stand messy places, i.e Freda Chen's messy table at school, to the point where I'm willing to help her clear it up. And yet, I can't say I'm neat because even though the desk in my room is usually clean, there's mounds of clothing and books everywhere else!

I can't sing very well but can do a good rendition of Mulan's Reflections.

It takes a lot for me to get angry but when I do.......

I like doodling but it doesn't mean I'm good at art.

I can be very tolerant unless Zac starts slurping when he eats.

So you see? Adjectives don't stick with me. Except- I'm WEIRD!

*atm*

That Guy

2010-09-10T07:00:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

I sat there..inches away from him, pretending to read, but i was ultra conscious of my every move. I knew he was watching me. I tried to keep still, but my mouth kept twitching- self consciously, and i wondered what he thought of my annoying nervous-habit.

My ex still loved me, and i knew it, but i pretended not to know. 'Isn't it better this way?!' I want to yell at him. We were friends, and i know that we shall always remain so, for he doesn't have the guts to admit it. But deep down inside, I love him. And I always will.

*atm*

That Girl

2010-09-09T07:06:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

I sat beside her..inches away from her. So close that I could hear her every breath, smell her smell- the whiff of Sunsilk shampoo mixed with that...that Kelly smell she just seemed to have.

Her head was tilted forward, reading. To me, she was picture perfect. Her wavy hair was messy from our long walk, framing her round face. Her eyes were dark, with long eyelashes shielding them. Her cheeks were slightly flushed pink, contrasting with her fair skin. Her mouth- firm and red, twitched ever so slightly once in a while, the only sign that showed amusement at what she was reading. I took a picture of her like that, saving it in my mind forever.

I love her. Without a doubt, i love her.

*atm*

1 August 10...Sunday

2010-08-01T07:09:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

Nicole! =)

okay i had my confiramtion today and here's the embarrassing thing. I cried. nobody else did haha. sheez!

but other than that, today was a happy day!!

*atm*

Hallucination

2010-06-30T08:24:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

she was sitting silently with her eyes closed. concentrating.

she tried her hardest to block out the buzz of people around her. concentrating hard...

and then it came.

it felt like she was in the middle of the sea, the waves bobbing her up and down.

she sways from side to side, following the rhythm of the sea...but still concentrating.

and then it lifts her. she sees above her a wide, high, rounded, brown ceiling opening up.

she feels herself dancing..just twirling, twirling around the high open space.

then her eyes start to flutter, and she sees the most beautiful pictures appearing on that brown ceiling.

she floats around in circles, her fluttering eyes taking in the crystal clear images around her. with every round she goes, different patterns of colours seem to appear. and then she leaves the ceiling and drops down, floating through the hallways of the structure, one after another. she admires her colourful world, and feels a sense of belonging and want and need that she never experienced before. she feels light and calm and carefree. she just wants to dwell in it forever and never come back.

and then she feels an iron grip on her wrist and her eyes fly open.

and her hallucination stops.

*atm*

Bond That Chains Us

2010-06-29T00:35:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

Claire was brought up in a typical Chinese society. She was the youngest of five children- four girls and one boy. Her simple, carefree life came to a screeching halt when her mother passed away.

She was two years old. Too young to be stripped of a parent. Too young to understand the impact of the great change in her small little young life.

Her father was a burly man with hunching posture and thick, rough hands- a result from his job as a laborer. Mr Teh was a stiff and reclusive man who barely uttered a word, instead he mumbled and grunted in response to any friendly conversation.

Without a mother to run to, young Claire soon became the target of her siblings’ bully as she was the youngest and “dummest”.

“Look Claire! There’s a lizard on your bed!”

“Hahaha…Claire’s so ben. She doesn’t even know where the South China Sea is,”

“You better watch out, Claire, the boogey monsters are waiting for you in the toilet!”

Her siblings could not have known better as they didn’t have a strong disciplining hand nor did they have anyone to correct their ways. Mr Teh was always busy working to put food on the table. Even when he was home, he sat at the table reading the newspapers as if he did not have a care in the world. To Claire, a father is just a man who feeds you, clothes you, and puts a roof over your head. He frowns when you sing him a song. He merely grunts and bathes your wound when you are wailing your heart out after a fall. He doesn’t come to your rescue when you are bullied.

Three years later, Claire attended her first day of school. Her father dropped her off at the school gate, grunted, and cycled away. As she walked into the school compound, Claire noticed the kindergarteners all around her. Some were walking with their hands clasped firmly in their parents’ hands, some who were crying were being reassured by their parents, some were enthusiastically waving their parents goodbye. She felt even more awkward during recess when everyone’s parents came with packs and packs of food. She stared miserably down at her plain biscuits.

“Why didn’t you come into school with me today?”

Grunt.

“Why? Why didn’t you come during recess?”

Grunt. “I had to work.”

“Why don’t I have a mummy then?”

Grunt. Shuffle.

“Why don’t I have one?”

Shuffle.

“Why did she have to leave me? Tell me, tell me!”

“I don’t know!” Her father finally bellowed at her, slamming his fist on the table.

Claire was very shaken. Her father had never yelled at her before. She ran to her room, tears streaming endlessly down her red cheeks.

That was about twenty years ago. She had since studied her way to a scholarship, graduated, and now works at an established hospital in her hometown. She met a great guy who was willing to commit and they got married a few years later. All this while, Claire has faithfully been in contact with her father and siblings (who eventually grew up and made their peace with Claire), but she only stayed in contact with her father because he is, after all, her dad. But deep down inside, she still harbored a feeling of resentment towards him for being so cold.

“Frank, really. I don’t see the point in doing this. It’s just gonna end up all awkward,” Claire says to her husband.

“Darling, we’ve been through this. He’s your dad; come on,” replies Frank for the millionth time.

That day, Mr Teh was coming to visit his daughter, son-in-law and Hayley, their new-born baby girl. From the moment Hayley was born, Claire promised herself she would love her baby with all her heart, and she would show it and tell it to her, everyday. She reminded herself of her childhood and promised never to let Hayley go through anything like it.

Frank started chatting cheerfully away with Mr Teh (even though most of the response he got were grunts), while Claire went to bring her baby out. Claire watched her father’s thick, rough hands as they cradled the baby. At that moment, for the first time in her life, Claire saw her big, burly father cry.

“I’m…I’m s..sorry. She looks so much l..like you. A..and y..y..your m..mm..mum,”

Claire stood rooted to the ground, shocked, while her father took some time to wipe his tears. Finally, he lifted his head and looked her straight in the eye.

“Claire, I’ve been a bad father. I provided for you materially but I was never there for you emotionally…you, and your siblings too. The truth is I couldn’t cope with your mother’s death. You look so much like her…I just couldn’t bear to look at you without aching inside. Your mother was always so good with children, with everyone. I just aren’t. But I should have tried, I should have tried…Daddy loves you, Claire..”

Mr Teh felt his daughter’s arms around him for the first time in a long time, and felt her warm tears drenching his shirt. And that day, everything was forgiven.

Today, Mr Teh is going to see his daughter again.

He is, after all, her dad.

*atm*

Aideee 2

2010-06-12T00:34:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

okay so i ended up removing half of all my posts.

my "edit posts" section is now full of little red "draft"s on every page.

*atm*

Aideee.

2010-06-12T00:07:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

i was reading through my old posts from 2008 and i've decided to remove the first few months' of blog posts as they are just too childish and embarrassing. but it's only been two years. man i feel old!

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Funny Dream

2010-06-11T00:36:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

okay last night i had the weirdest dream. my parents announced that they bought a "really nice place" in damansara and ordered us to pack our stuff up- we were leaving 1st thing in the morning. the weird part was that i didnt kick up a fuss or anything about having to move to another state again. instead i was like, oh cool lalala go pack me stuff. and i didnt even tell anybody.

next thing i know val, zac and i were walking from room to room discussing the pro's and con's of each. the next weird thing- val insisted on sleeping with my parents! oh dear. when i started to unpack only did i realise that i didnt pack any of my clothes. @@ then there was this piano left by the previous owners in the living room n i was all, hey! why dont i go play a song. when i opened it, i was damn shocked to see that all the black keys were made up of forks and spoons.

my gosh.

*atm*

Letting go.

2010-06-07T07:57:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

okay.

so my mum's family used to be really poor and they lived in this government owned flat- KMC flats on ban hock road. (well actually most of the people living there aren't that poor anymore, they're just used to living there) even after my mum and her siblings became financially stable they still kept the flat because well, my grandma loved that place and you couldnt expect a woman her age to give up the house she raised her kids in maa. and well, it's been a few years since my grandma passed away now. so my mum and her siblings decided it was high time to give it up for some poor family who really needs it, however much they are still attached to it.

so today after finishing off my exams at school, my mum brought z and i there to pick up some stuff. z was like, "ma, dont you feel sad?" and my mum was all, "ah well. we dont really need it anyway." so yeah.

when we were still living in semenanjung and came back for CNYs, we would stay there. and honestly speaking i kinda loathed that place. it had cracked tiles, peeled off paint, mice running inside the ceiling at night, AND a crazy woman who lives downstairs, yelling and singing at random (seriously. apparently some guy broke her heart when she was young and she never recovered.) but you know, no matter how much i disliked that place i still feel sad. mm..oh well.

when i was young, i'd dangle stuff from this spot (pic below) to the ground three stories down (pic above) and amuse myself by watching my mum go down to pick it =)

i remember there was once i thought that there was only that piece of cloth in the doorway and barged in, only to hit my head on the hidden door =(

*atm*

29 may 10...Kids Nowadays

2010-05-28T20:35:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

kids nowadays!

am babysitting my cousins- 6 and 9 year old girl and boy,

and i realised that all they did the whole morning was playing with their DS, gameboy, computer and watching tv.

aideeee.

they cant seem to entertain themselves in any OTHER way!

they turned down my offer to draw or read something educational...

so i set a compulsory half hour break from any electronic screen at hour intervals.

which got me thinking- when i was young we didnt have all this tech-y stuff at our disposal!

we had to entertain ourselves!

in my case, three cartoons a day would have earn you a scolding..

which was why i used to draw a lot.

and write stories.

and read tons of Enid Blyton.

and make a "home" out of the sofas, pillows and blankets.

and draw on my barbie dolls.

and line my toy cars into perfectly straight lines with "monitors" at both ends.

MUCH more holistic, if you ask me =)

i pity them..

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Enemy turns friend.

2010-05-07T19:10:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

oh dear.

i haven't updated in almost half a year!!

this has got to be a short one as my mum will kill me if she sees me on the comp now @@

okay so today i learned that sometimes you will turn around, look back at the person you see behind you- you in the past......and laugh.

there was these two people that i didn't really get along with like, 2 years ago..

and back then we were sworn enemies..i always thought that i'll never ever be able to understand, much less forgive them.

and then last night i while i was talking with my dad on the phone and mentioned one of them, my mind went, "hey! we used to hate each other!!"

so yeah. i guess gradually, over time- without me noticing it, quarrels and rows were forgotten, and somewhere along the line we forgave each other.

the end =)

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Best Friends

2009-12-14T01:43:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

ever since i started going to school, my dad will always randomly ask me this question:

so, who's your best friend now?

and to be honest, i currently don't know..cause i have, like, 5 of my bestest of best friends, and they each are special to me in so many different ways!

first of all, there's miss

freda chen.

straight-forward, critical and mentally psycho da. whenever i tell her something, i can expect the MOST critical response from her, and she isn't afraid to say anything under the sun.so that kinda puts me in my place. but don't get me wrong- she's as loving and caring as a best friend can be. =)

on the contrary, there's miss

suki bong,

who always finds something nice to say- but always truthful. she's so CUTE! plus she and i are both worriers, who think about stuff that concerns the future and mostly out of our hands. so when we get together, we have a LOT to worry about. haha!

then there's

cam teo,

who's the craziest woman i've ever met! especially when she's in "high" mode- she drives me up the wall! she's really really patient, and i'm always throwing the same complaints and embarrassing feelings at her and she's never once tired of listening.

ele jong

is the one that always gives me advice on whatever i have to say. she's always willing to give a helping hand and hardly turns anyone down. also, she's the one to look for when u wanna talk nonsense with. LOL

then there's my best guy friend since primary school-

nard sim.

he's the funniest fellow who shares a lot with me and always gives me his guy opinions. sometimes i think he's the male version of me!

so u tell me- how can i choose? =)

*atm*

wakasa camp

2009-11-24T19:14:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

just got back from wakasa camp...
of which the 1st morning consisted of backwood cooking, and all the rest of the 4 days was first aid and nursing.
tired. what else can i say?
didnt even manage to take one single pic! hmph

oh oh!
there was this really cute form 1 team..
who nearly killed me during transportation due to their LITTLE mistake of not making sure my butt was over a chair while they plopped me down!
the funniest thing was, they were supposed to say, "now our hands are clean, we are going to approach the patient" instead they changed it to
"now our clean are hands"
oh dear.

*atm*

junior's camp

2009-11-15T20:48:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

oh dear. i havent updated in a while, have i?

so. yeah. junior's camp..

at which the 1st day was a lot of lecturing, motivating, and injury cases-talk-abouts.

and then the 2nd day was totally contrast- marching from sunrise to sunset.

anyway on that day we f3's were to train our own f2 groups, and joshua and i were damn lucky- all our lil duckies could march!

hmm. except for that annoying other trainer............*ahem ahem*

because of the drizzle, all of us didnt bother to apply any hint of sun block whatsoever....

boy were we wrong.

i went home looking like a half-cooked piece of meat.

so the third day, which was full-on marching again, sun block was ready at hand!

*atm*

stealing eric's officer cap..shh

Revisiting SKH

2009-10-16T02:51:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

after school today i visited my old school- song kheng hai, as my brother was having a story-telling competition and he wanted me to be there and i'm free, so why not?

anyways..i met my standard 5 & 6 bm teacher, mdm lau, whom i was quite close with and attached to. she was so happy to see me and said i looked so grown up and bouncy-ish compared to my old days..and yeah, she didnt forget to mention that i'm considerably stouter! *boo hoo sob sob* it was so good to see her again!

i also saw my old form teacher, ms tan, who is famous for her dedication and strictness. she always had a flair for dressing, plus the PERFECT body to match that. she still looks as gorgeous as ever!! and oh dear! i'm still scared of her!! she walked by and i was telling myself, "sit up straight and hide your phone quick!!"

HAHAHA

*atm*

Diary of Jum...

2009-10-15T05:58:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

one fine night a few months ago

i couldn't sleep...

so i went through my "sentimental drawer" and found this:

my old diary! (well, not THAT old actually..)

i started on this one back in 05...but stopped after early 07.

reading through it that night, it REALLY brought back a lot of old memories..stuff that i don't even remember.

there was one entry about me calling this old flame of mine, whom i liked a lot back in d semenanjung days..the whole thing was about how he sounded like, what we talked about.........there was even this big sign at the bottom of the page that said "btw this all happened at 13.03.06 at 9.10 pm."!!

reading that, i was like, seriously?? i havent even thought about that guy in years! and well..i guess it made me realize that no matter how much something may mean to me now, chances are a few years later it'll be something a look back and laugh at. so yeah, after that night i guess i became less paranoid, and now things dont bug me so much anymore =)

i also promised myself that i'll start writing all the important events in my life again so that i'll never forget..it's different from writing in my blog cause i cant write EVERYTHING in here, can i? plus i can look back at how my writing progressed..........or degraded! and when i'm old and gray, at least i'll have something to read and smile back at! so yeah..i'm currently working hard trying to update all the stuff that happened since then. man that's a lot!

this was from my "1st time going to the cinema with friends" entry..with ger, maybel n siew wen..it was just after UPSR..how ironic! (i feel SO old)

*atm*

14 Oct 09...wed...

2009-10-14T07:36:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

celebrations update!!!

yesterday, suki, cam and i headed over to...chia yi's new house!

and basically did what girls do when they get together :)

after having dinner we headed over to my place to watch titanic, joined by miss elephant.

just say our bid to cry our hearts out as our celebration didnt work...

the disc started stalling, squeeking and stuff JUST as the ship was going under.

so sad!!

anyways

the next day a whole bunch of us went to spring the whole day..basically spent the whole morning waiting for everyone to arrive..

watched sorority row at mbo. so sia soi lo!! they were all screaming (tolerable) and yelling at each other from one end to the other. mm.i guess it was kinda thrilling, but definitely too much hao-siao-logy..

and after that we bounced from shop to shop trying out dresses.

F-U-N!

*atm*

13 Oct 09...tues...

2009-10-13T00:59:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

finally.
after 4 months of hell............
F-R-E-E-D-O-M~!!!!

got sooo much to update...
but my datebook's FULL today :)
later, people!!

*i got a feeling
woo-hoo~
that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good good night!!*

PARTY ON, PEOPLE!!

*atm*

28 june 09...sun...

2009-06-28T02:09:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

this blog wil b temporarily out of action as d blogger wil b skinned alived by her parents if she doesnt buck up for her pmr...

*atm*

4 june 09...thurs...

2009-06-04T01:04:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

had my cousins over today...

coaching them with their homework in d morning..

then in d afternoon...we went wild!

duck.chicken.turkey.geese.

*atm*

3 june 09...wed...old school

2009-06-03T03:36:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

i've been having d same dream for 2 nights in a row now..
well actually, different dreams, same location- my old primary school back in selangor.

two nights ago, it was about us 3A highians...
somehow we all moved to study there..
n in d middle of class i just had this urge to go over to my primary school,
so i climbed d fence!
*my old primary school, SJK(C) Yu Hua is joined with d secondary school..they share d same field n bus stop.
as i was wondering around d school grounds, i met anlia n kher san who were taking pics in front of the staff room! gosh.
but i didnt manage to get to d indoor school hall on d top floor (or d so-called "li tang" as we were a vernacular chinese school)

n i woke up kinda depressed..
even though it was JUST in a dream,
i would really really like to go back there..well, i guess because it holds a lot of my memories from primary school..
i used to go there every wednesday morning for dancing lessons (trust me, our dancing was nothing like d ones we see now in khs..we always managed to bag gold in d pesta senirama selangor dahrul ehsan de..no offence)
n it was also d place where i used d microphone for d 1st time, n also d place where i mc-ed for d 1st time..so...yeahh...

then my 2nd dream last night was about xxx from our class n xxx from 3C n i talking while waiting for transport at the bus stop...
aidi...i really really miss my old school...
perhaps because back then, i was just a 10 year old who had nothing to worry about other than homework, n had d time of her life performing dances here n there, without a care in d world..
if i have d chance to go back for d holidays, i would definitely definitely definitely go back..
n haunt d school of my past,
...........even if it means tying n gagging d security guards or something.

*atm*

28 may 09...thurs...Freda's 15th

2009-05-29T00:57:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

freda's bday! n also d official last day of exam!! whee~

freda's bday celebration started off with a duet of joshua n i, singing "1234" (of which i did NOT cause any glass to break, thank u v much mr ho cl)

then a bunch of us went to d cinema to watch "Night at d museum 2" n laughed our heads off..

*advertisement time: be sure 2 watch "night at the museum 2"!! reli nice show*

"that's the way uh-huh uh-huh i like it!~"

aside from d show in front, there was another show going on behind us (ahem ahem ms tks)

after that we headed over to scoops, at which we were told off by d waitress for being "inconsiderate" n being too noisy...hahaha

by d way, freda, of course ur oreo n white chocolate+strawberry ice cream was worth it..

when i payed rm10 n u paid rm 2! XD

seterusnya, freda, cam, pik ai n i went to da's house to make muffins n also destruct her piano...

just when i thought i would call it a day, val n i met up with our cousin for dinner, n he "xin xue lai cao" suggested we go for a movie...

so trot trot trot,

back to the cinema i went n watched "angels n demons"..

i have no comment on this show, though..on account of closing my eyes during d scenes when d cardinals were murdered..

but i do have one thought after watching that show: i wanna go to rome!!!!!

*atm*

27 may 09...wed...WOO-HOO

2009-05-26T23:16:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

e-x-a-m is o-v-e-r!!!
well, civic paper tmrw....
....but who cares?!

so yeahh, 6 lack-of-sleep nights, d last one resulting in staying up all night, (of which i learned that trying 2 cram everything into your head last-minute just results in a HUGE headache the next day, n in d end your drawing for psv looks like shit), growth of d evil forehead pimples, n getting my 1st caning experience in 3 years...........

(pn sutinah n jacqueline) "my caning is quite painful for girls- you sure?" "sure." "sure?" "sure." *whack*

n now i shall catch up on my beauty sleep! night, people!

*atm*

7 may 09...8:35am

2009-05-06T17:30:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

i am skipping mr tau's class,
n have escaped to d safe walls of d access room..
because.
it's so chilly back there~~~!!!!
grrr.
even d insensitive liang feels it.
scaarry.

*atm*

1 may 09..fri...

2009-05-01T07:25:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

i.love.my.honey.bunny!!

*atm*

30 april 09...thurs...

2009-04-30T01:49:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

arrgghhh~~!!
april's gone already.
been soo busy with this n that this whole month..
grrr.
this is smthng i found a few days ago,
jotted down sometime last year, yet never had d time to post-

wretched memolings!

do u know d feeling of a sudden, overwhelming rush of memories- roused by a simple tune/ a certain stare at an unusual angle of a piece of furniture/ being at a certain place?
hmm...no, i rephrase that: the word "memories" is inapropriate in describing it...it is more of a "memories+feelings" variety- a "memoling". explained simply: lying in bed dozing off, when the tune plays..even before the lyrics start, my body twitches, n i feel choked with emotion..it isn't EXACTLY a memory coming back to me; it is more like a familiar, depressed feeling that i never thought i'd be able to experience again- nor did i WANT to feel it again. At first, i question myself: why? it then takes a while for me to realize- oh THAT! h then i feel as if i am being brought back to an old self, lying in bed crying, after hearing the tune, which was then my message alert. mmm...d simple power of music in summoning long-ago times. n i go, hmm..yeah! those were my crazy, misty days!

*atm*

11.59 30/03 jacqueline decides...

2009-03-30T08:04:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

ok, i know it isnt exactly 11.59 yet...

but well...

my mind is made up...

plus i'm pretty sure "it" wont happen..

d outcome?

opposition wins

a landslide victory

*atm*

30 march 09...mon...

2009-03-30T06:57:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

i was 14, now i'm 15~!

haha..

on account of my bm tuition on monday nights,

i celebrated it a day earlier! XD

da, cam, pik ai, cyi, wei2, cz n i headed to d spring in d afternoon..

n wel, what can i say? we just acted like a bunch of hyper-active monkeys-

running down escalators that went up, taking pics in parkson's fitting room, taking videos n d such..HEHE

but i must say..

despite all d fun we had...i stil had a..hmm..sense of loss d whole time at spring..

perhaps because this time last year..ccc was there..

but..aiya nvm! more abt that later...moving on~

after that went for dinner with my family...

n when they brought out d cake i was like, oh my...! for d 1st time in 15 years, d name on d cake wasnt jacqueline or jacq but was instead...JUMJUM!! haha..

pik ai n cam went crazy..buying me all things that started with "coco" or contained cocoa in it... LOL

anyways..

thx everyone!!

we totally sia-soi-ed ourselves taking this..d sales asistant was staring..HEHE

oh..n on sat..

we had this st john celebration dinner thingie..

n pik ai n i sang "love story"..

i guess i was ok while strating off..

but at d end i gt reli emo n was a bit too..hmm...aggressive?? haha

*atm*

22 march 09...st john competition

2009-03-22T02:01:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

we had our competition for d past 2 days...

n well...

haiz...

nt v satisfactory...

(cadet)

ambulance- 1st clement's team

2nd boon yaw's

3rd chung hua no.1

nursing- 1st datuk patinggi smthng smthng

2nd chia yi's

3rd pending

(adult)

ambulance- 1st seth's

2nd pending

nursing- 1st han li's

2nd fiona's

d worst part is that they announced cadet nursing's results last...

n we seriously thought we had it in d bag..

but i guess we didnt..

nvm!!

"if at first u dont succeed, pick urself up n try again!''

d best part? after d ceremony..

while w8ing for my mum...

eric risked his car for suki n i to drive!!!!

song man...so high

oo..btw...pls excuse my hair...

it's a result of tons of hair gel n being in a bun all day!

*atm*

wakasa camp...

2009-03-19T22:06:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

with d competition coming tomorrow..

a bunch of us spent our holidays at camp..

doing d usual- marching, 1st aid, nursing n more 1st aid..

full stop. i'm exhausted.

pics- flagpost women, greedy pig jumjum, jumjum kissing snail, our team (cadet nursing team a), n random photos...

*atm*

20 march 09...fri...

2009-03-19T21:51:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

recently, an old issue which i thought was buried in d depths of d past,
came hunting for me again..
n d way i reacted? no different from d last time it came knocking at my door- i ignored it, brushed it off as "nvrmind"..
n being me, i HAD to tell my friends..
n most of them feel that i shouldn't let her get away with insulting me so easily..
but well..what good would it do to confront/argue with her?
she wouldn't change, right?
n besides..what people think of u, isn't ur business (that statement, of course, to a certain extent only)...
so i guess...y bother?
undeniably, the hatred she has for me affects me...
i mean, who likes bad stuff about themselves flying around?
but there's nothing i can do to prevent it, can i?
of course, d part that bothers me most- what caused her hatred?
even though she has expressed her hatred quite clearly,
she never actually let me know why...
so well..who are we to condemn her? right?
which is why i think i was kinda disturbed over d fact that a few of my friends called/msged her to critisize..
so well...what i'm trying to convey is, pls don't bother her..ok? pls...
she hates me.it's a fact.
so..let's just respect that n leave her alone

*atm*

15 march 09...sun...

2009-03-15T05:31:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

went to d khs fund-raising gala dinner thingie last night...
at which val n seth mc-ed..
hmm..nt bad la i guess...
d dancing was gud..food? not so.
my poor mum went to d toilet..
n d latch JAMMED up..
so we got a couple of shuffling guys to kick d door down...
LOL..mighty strong...
d best part?
at 9+ d dancefloor was open to d people..
they had all these flashy colourful lights which made d place look lik a pub..
n lets juz say......
i gt a lil wild. full stop.
woke up with aches all over n blisters on my toes...blame d high heels!

..................................................................................

d other day coco made me reeeeli disappointed...
i brought coco out to pee...
n d neighbour brought their dog, Bear out as well..
so i caught hold of coco (who was either choosing to ignore or didnt notice bear)
n brought her to d fence to make frens with bear...
bear was making all these excited noises n trying to jump n glimspe at coco, while coco (who's bigger n older by 2 months) juz stared at her n her expression was like, go away, u crazy lil thing..
EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK
so RUDE!
n poor bear was looking sooo cute, her name totally fits her- she's all rounded n black, juz lik a bear!
that's it..i'm totally gonna steal d dog next door...wakakaka!

*atm*

13 march 09...fri...

2009-03-12T23:49:00.000-07:00

dEaR jUmJuM..

there's been an additional mouth to feed at home d past month

--coco!!

named after coco chanel, she's a 4 month old noisy lil puppy...

barks her head off whenever she feels like it n boy does she have a pair of lungs on her!

if u look closely, my feet r all covered with lil scrathes under d merciless paws of coco's when she gets over-excited..

plus..she's such a fussy thing- she just will not eat if her food does nt contain meat..! spoilt brat..

she tore d mosquito netting in her attempt to run free in d garden

*atm*

9 feb 09...mon...Z's bday

2009-02-09T05:56:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

well..technically, zac's bday was yesterday, same as syl...

n we had this birthday bash for him.

seeing it was his tenth...

so..yeah..

long story short,

-many kids running about screaming their lil heads off

-dealing with d bossy lil things

-"jie2, can i hv more hot dogs please?''

-''i nid to make a phone call''

-''i wanna go to d loo..''

-''i don't wanna play..''

''why??''

''cause i dont wanna lose''

''...''

needless to say..

i woke up this morning looking like hell

n nearly gave myself a heart attack looking into d miror..

(eyeballs looked like they were gonna fall out of their sockets anytime soon)

mark mark got sleepy in d middle of it all so my aunt brought him upstairs to sleep in my room..look who he's hugging---JUMJUM!!~~

*atm*

19 jan 09...mon...

2009-01-18T23:08:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

left school early today to attend my 96 year old great-grandmother's funeral today...
which at last count, is d 3rd funeral i've attended in less than a year...
kinda depressing n sad, u know??
except at this funeral everybody was reeli calm n composed..
perhaps because my ggma lived to a ripe old age, n died a natural death in her sleep, has a ton of ggchildren, n even a gggchild on d way(my cuz is pregnant)...
plus she was totally ready to go..
she even managed to "gao dai" what she wanted us to wear for d funeral---
lil white flowers for all d ladies' hair...

after d funeral, there was this old lady whom i have no idea how was related to me asked my mum:
"eii, lu no ae zha bo kia zuo ha mik kang?"
i looked at her all shocked n was thinking: gosh, old lady..do i reli look THAT OLD??
eeeeeeeeekkkkkk!!

*atm*

16 jan 09...fri...d old staircase

2009-01-16T05:58:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

mum n val managed to go into our old house in kajang n took a video!!
it turns out our old neighbours with whom mum n val were staying with were friends with d new house owners...
so...yeah....
i was watching d video...
n i reli, RELI felt like crying...!!!
they renovated most parts of d house n all i recognized was d shape of d house n d old staircase...
arr...over-whelming memories~~
d old staircase was reeeli special to val n i...
each step was made of wooden planks, so when u go up/down it will sound a rhythmic "thum thum thum thum..."
between d steps were hollow, n when we first moved in i was soo afraid i'd fall that i'll clutch d railings reeeeaaaaal tight for dear life..
dad n us used to play on d staircase like a playground...
we'd run up d stairs halfway, slip ourselves through d gap between d planks, n dad would catch us below..
dangerous, but so FUN~
there was a time when i went down d staircase at 5/6 years old n thought i was going to die..
i just came out of d bathroom n was still wet n stuff...
n i slipped, fell, n tumbled over n over down d stairs until d wall broke my fall on d second landing...
haha...
i consider myself quite lucky that time, considering it was possible to slip through d gaps n crack my head on d ground below....
lol..that would have been d end of jacqueline..
hehe

*atm*

14 jan 09...wed...

2009-01-14T05:05:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

hmm..long time didnt update liao...
was supposed 2 post smthng on new year's day...
but...what do u know?
i SLEPT through d countdown...
thx to d WORST evil germs i have ever encountered in my 14 years...
which, after 14 days..is still causing my constant coughing! ugh...

anyways...
i never thought i'd say this...
but i RELI MISS MY MUM...
5 days since last saw her...
she accompanied val 2 an education fair at klcc...
so...yeah...
i realized i'm at my ultimate, most bossy-est point when i'm left alone with zac...
so much that i've started sounding like my mum...
nagging at him to bathe, sleep, brush teeth, wash face, dont read in d car, stop eating d noodles.......................................................................................................
they're coming back tonight, thank goodness...
been sweeping, mopping, tidying, washing etc etc to welcome their return...
i'm EXHAUSTED!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*atm*

24 dec 08...wed...

2008-12-23T23:17:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM..

hv u ever...

been detained at a police station

for posessing a toy gun?

ugh..

nearly missed our flight that day..

stu m'sian system...

police statement: "adakah kamu tahu bhw memiliki pistol mainan yg mirip benar adalah salah?"

excuse me...

1. its juz a TOY GUN

2. it was in our check-in lugguage!

HNG

mineral water- EVERYBODY in thailand seems 2 prefer this 2 any other type of drink..

example 1:

example 2:

sand fort- which zac n i built while d others went snorkelling...i cudnt join in cauz of..umm..some issues with that time of d month..

i'm sorry..but WHAT do u sell?????

build-a-bear workshop..

this is mighty cute...u choose a skin 4 ur bear...stuff it with cotton, pop a heart into it, n giv it a birth certificate..introducing...GipGip!!

d mango eatery- bangkok..wow...london..wow...tokyo...wow....kuching..HUH? where's that? LOL..

*atm*

22 dec 08...mon...

2008-12-22T07:02:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

I"M BACK!!!
safe, sound, but a lil brown..
hehe

bit fussed up over smthng, tho...
more tmrw...
nid my beauty ZZZ!

*atm*

2008-12-21T08:58:00.000-08:00

20 dec 08...sat...pics update

2008-12-19T08:53:00.000-08:00

welcum 2 bangkok, thailand..
(more when i get back)

val's bday..

c?? told u she's psycho!

foodland-ok this place is cool...its a bakery+supermarket+restaurant+pharmacy, all open 24/7, regardless of holidays!

fatty zac goes snorkelling...

teh c peng wannabe- if u ever came across "thai ice tea" n wonder wat it is...i'll tell u:

its simply teh c peng with a WHOLE LOT MORE sugar..

ko samet island...

this place was quite a let-down as d so-called "resort" we stayed at was wayyyyy below grade..no internet connection, no telephone, no gud tv channels, n u nid 2 run all d way down 2 d reception juz 2 gt some toilet paper!

but other than tat..this place is kinda nice..

souveniers market- d things here r reeeli cheap, but zero quality...so nope, didnt gt much...

fish farm- u gt 2 feed sharks/turtles bla bla bla here n they snap it up lik unfed-for-days animals...i left all d feeding 2 val since personally, i think getting ur hands all stinky n bloody from feeing fish juz isnt worth it..

(my mum's RELI scared of d sun...tsk tsk)

riding on d speedboat going snorkelling...

platinium fashion mall- this place is a MUST GO if u ever cum 2 thailand(unless of corz, u're a guy...) sadly, i didnt take any pics as i was too caught up SHOPPING! there's shop after shop of accesories, bags, clothes, shoes---all at cheap, whole-sale price..d place is fully packed though, even on mondays...so watch out 4 pickpockets!

d aw reunion pics....

cousins...

family pic..

*atm*

12 dec 08...fri...

2008-12-11T15:30:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

jellyfish~ i m soo tired!!

took a plane 2 lcct, then transited to thailand 3 hours later!!

HNG

oh, neways...

here's a pic of hw jumjum travelled..

crammed in my hand-bag!!

she reeelllliiii smells wierd nw...

d moment u step into d su-wat-wat-i-4gt-liao-bam airport(d same 1 they were protesting at last week)..

u will notice tat they pay A LOT of attention to architectual design n u can see their budaya plastered EVERYWHERE..

d su-wat-wat-bum airport...nt reli a gud pic, but d only one i hv...d driver was walking off in front liao...didnt dare 2 stop too long..lol..

their thai language is reli reli cho lo arr...

n most u hear is "krap"(4 d guys) n "ka"(4 d gals)

val n i almost fell off our seats trying mighty hard 2 restrain from giggling!

i sent around 18 msgs when i arrived...

kept checking d credit left but it didnt change n i was soo happy...

until..

1st time checked..40+..2nd..30+...3rd..20+!!

jellyfish i cant msg liao!! HNG

dad brought us for dinner at this restaurant called log cabin,

n there was a live band playing n they were reli, reli, reli gud!

all d way back 2 dad's appartment we notice tat d place is simply FULL of 7-elevens...

practically on every street!!

val n i share a room...but in d end we were talking talking talking until we all fell asleep in d living room!

then zac woke me up at freakin 7 am by twisting n turning on d sofa...

haizzz....!

oh, n its val's b'day!!! happy b'day~

*atm*

10 dec 08...wed...

2008-12-09T19:42:00.000-08:00

hey all...

juz to inform that i'll be leaving 4 thailand tmrw afternoon...
so pls dun msg me unless u r prepared 2 pay d roaming charges!
hehe...
back after x'mas

muakxx,
*atm*

this is hilarious!

2008-12-06T05:34:00.000-08:00

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu! Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

2 dec 08...tues...

2008-12-02T07:49:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

mmm
been so lazy to update lately...
blame it on pn chen! soo many things to study..
ugh..
lol..
jumjum's been bullied by my cuzzies!!
they snatch her away from me to hug her..
so she smells kinda wierd lately...
not 100% my smell ki..
haiz haiz

so...on d 29th nov...
my family had an "aw's reunion" dinner at holiday inn...
at which all 60+ close family and friends showed up at..
n yeah...it was kinda fun...
even though i blew my "no-carbs" diet long long ago and wasnt able to ~shine~ in my dress...
but still ok la...haha

(more pics later)

from left: val, zac, gabe and i

gabe n i

heard about that khs on fire thingie...
actually, my mum and i saw d smoke when she was driving across the airport highway to pn chen's...
we were like, "hmm...wonder where's on fire.."
and cam n rac filled me in d moment i reached class...
all throughout tuition we were going, "hmm...wonder if we have to redo our peka reports..."
and "arr!! if d mc's room was burnt i will D-I-E!!" (well, actually...that was just me! kaka..
*pics and videos at eric's blog...* (see? help u promote arr...so good ho?? haha)

*atm*

Hey People...

2008-11-27T03:22:00.000-08:00

just a question...

in these 2 pics, who looks more noob??

pik ai or i?

take ur pick n send feedbacks!!

wakaka...

*contest ends 12/12

(grabbed from cam)

*atm*

27 nov 08...thurs...

2008-11-27T02:54:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

oh gosh...!
i had d fun-est time last nite!!
went to bing! with nick koko..n 2 other cuzzies who just came back from vancouver...
we had d hell of a time just laughing n laughing n laughing!
oh, n there was this gay-ish sort of bartender...
who wrote d orders down on d counter with a whiteboard marker...
n had long long hair..
i kinda just sat there..staring n staring at d way he sways around...lol...
n micheal koko made me delete my 1335-msgs inbox...
full of msgs that brings back memories...
he said i shouldnt dwell in the past...n asked me to move on...
so...okie lo....

.............................................

this morning!
went window shopping with mum n zac...
arr...so contended~~
despite feeling a lil unwell from all that cigarrete smoke inhaled last night...
hmm..too sensitive...
then followed my aunt to be her "model"...
while she did facial for me...
mm...yum yum...
so nice...

.............................................

VAL's SPM is O-V-E-R!!!
thank gudness...
nw she can do her bit at home too!!!

*atm*

23 nov 08...sun...val gone nuts

2008-11-22T21:39:00.000-08:00

have u ever...

been BATHED by ur 16-turning-17-psychopath sister??!!

ugh.

spare d details..

22 nov 08...sat...WAKASA pics

2008-11-22T06:48:00.001-08:00

spot me!!!! hehehe

this is a story of how we all got wet!! n umm...dun ask abt d funky outfit...wei2 brilliant idea which saved me from a trip to d stinky toilet!! haha

20 november 08...thurs...WAKASA CAMP

2008-11-20T02:56:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

finally...i can online!!!

its just been *wake up, rush to d SJA HQ, come back, unpack, repack, SLEEP*

for d last 4 days...

to tell d truth..

i hvnt seen zac in 48 hours..

haha...

firstly...backwood cooking...

was forced to help lionel parang-cut d bako wood...

because d other boy in our patrol was a teeny winnie one...

and SUMONE told me i'm transexual cause i have the strength of a guy!

HNG HNG HNG

and here...d outcome...

our meal of chicken n half-cooked potatoes, fish, rice+santan, and potato soup...

dont ask me where our bread went...

it was simply.. UNEDIBLE!

nex...bathing!!

over d days...we managed to tumpang friends' cars to their houses during breaks...

namely wei2, cam and yun yee...

simply because...d HQ toilet is small, smelly n ew-ky!!

oh, n special thx to wei2's mum 4 being soo nice!

(pics taken at yy's nice big hse)

d "bomb game"

at which we named our group.....................

guess what??

JUMJUM BOMB!!

lol...

at one point, every group (suku bomb, oku bomb n bombbomb bomb)

was punished, leaving our group d only ones un-punished..

so all of them started hurling bombs at us!! hmph~

so in d end we were all forced to do d catwalk..!

and i umm...think i over-did it...if u know what i mean..!*cough cough*

d rest of d days i shall go over quickly...

as i will faint if i dont have my dinner soon...!

hmm...what should i say?

arr...we had 1st aid,

nursing,

marching in d rain(damn cool!),

under-limbo-ing,

spying at d hot-hot badminton players*ahem ahem*,

n MORE 1st aid!!

guess who?? d choking dummy on which we're supposed to test our abdominal thrusts on!! looks real, doesnt he?

pik ai and cam in their "lo-lo-just-woken-up" state!

y are my flip-flops so chu song?? hng

suki, chia yi and bi qi..

guess who's misusing d wheelchair?? hehehe

lazy, lazy us..! instead of taking down nursing notes in our books...we whipped out phones to take pictures!

*atm*

15 november 08...sat....

2008-11-15T05:05:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

after tui today went out!!

whee~~

my elder cuzzie (known as nick koko)

brought me out for lunch and then to ostrich...

to buy smthng for hannah and for val...

as val's been looking sooo stressed lately...

what with her spm and all...

then went out again as a nanny...

to my two younger cuzzies...(known as meg n mark)

and they helped me name my new bear hanging on my hp!!

meg wanted to name it Coconut, while mark wanted Chip..

so i mengabungkan both n named it "NutChip"!!

............................................................................

also...

received my 1st official letter today...

complete with "ms jacqueline aw theeng mei" printed in front...

turned out to be some letter from ocbc..

"dear valued customer....

bla bla bla...

....be sure to present any credit card to redeem.......

.....bla.......bla...........bla.........."

(err...credit card?? did they check my age before sending me this?? haha..noob la)

*atm*

14 november 08...fri...

2008-11-13T22:40:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

woke up early n went to school today...

(oh, n "thx A LOT" to cam for waking me up at FREAKIN 4a.m. just to ask me what time i was arriving!!)

picking leaves from reservior park for d backwood cooking on d 17th...

1 of my jobs were to "compress" d leaves so that more could fit in...

so i just sat on it!

it fit the purpose, anyway..

then we made our way back to khs with enormous sacks of leaves on our backs...

like santa clause's....

wei2 n i took a shortcut across the field...

FORGETTING it RAINED last night..

so this was d price we had to pay...

thank goodness we wore flip-flops!!

n all i can say about d umm..experience is that

I H-A-T-E hungry mosquitoes!!!!

*atm*

13 november 08... last day...last mc....

2008-11-13T22:23:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

last 2 days of school were TOTALLY hilarious...
what with 10+ crazy students in d holiday mood in an empty classroom---you do the math!
jumping...running...dancing...
n absolutely fooling around..
sharing chocolates n nuggets n sweets!
saw ms wee at block 1 n someone started to yell "ms WEE!!"
then it dawned upon us that it may be the last time we scramble to our seats at the sound of her name..haha

....................................................................

also..
da, cam n i requested to be emcee's for the last time...
---n we even recorded it down!
hiaz...there goes my love,
there goes my passion...
sob sob
n amazingly...
i did not shed a tear...
unlike the situation ash n eug "predicted"..
c'mon guys..
i'm not THAT obsessed ok?!~

......................................................................

tiang, cz, pa, cam n i took a huge detour n went down from d front gate to d back...
just for fun...
n my bus nearly went off without me!

*atm*

7 november 08...fri...

2008-11-07T04:48:00.000-08:00

Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
: 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'
***** *

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview.... . 'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'
***** *

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. . that's why.'
Wife : ?????????
***** *

MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
***** *

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'
The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same.
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
***** *

MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'
***** *

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel.
To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard '* WASH BASIN * '
***** *

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '
***** *

Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............ the funniest...*
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ??? Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!

6 november 08...thurs...last duty

2008-11-06T03:03:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

jas, cam, sie wei, shu ee, pik ai n i
-part of the "star-dust-ed" batch of prefects,
had our last duty 2day, upon d request of..who else? ms wee...
so there we were...
running around lik little clockwork mice...
my legs did quite wel supporting myself the whole day...
considering d fact tat i'm low on carbs...hehe
d outcome?
i've decided i'll nvr ever ever wanna b a teacher...EVER!
seriously sum kids shud live in d zoo...
had such a hard time making them STAY in d classroom...
until we resorted 2 sitting on a chair, blocking d doorway...lol...

*atm*

5 november 08...wed...

2008-11-05T03:02:00.000-08:00

dEaR jUmJuM...

officially launched d "no-carbs" diet 2day...
been planning 2 for a while nw, but nvr reli put my heart into it...
until i woke up this morning at 4 (studying 4 pn chen)
looked into d miror n i was lik, oh gosh...i look so bloated!!
plus tat whole-aw-family reunion dinner on the 18th...
i cant look bloated on a once-in-a-lifetime reunion dinner, nw can i??
so i skipped bread, skipped rice, skipped my usual cup of morning milo...
n i nearly fainted while running endless errands between block 3, kh bengkel n d staff room...
plus all those stu text books...
lol...
wel...AT LEAST i'm still alive n kicking...
2 more weeks, jacq...
juz 2 more weeks...
"add oil"

*atm*